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Pictured: An abominable view of The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Clarabelle Cow when it's not hidden in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Clarabelle Cow
January 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter mice
This shifting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Midwest Address by a cold replica of President Cow.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from punk haircuts, overdone perfume, or intestinal disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Waiting may occur.
- Davy Jones originally intended for this show to have no live games.
- The artificial Cow figure was assembled using a real Cow neighbor's diary.
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