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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Chairman Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Maynard
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Chairman Lincoln
July 17, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired toddlers
This festering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the Sea Address by a historic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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