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The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
August 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're private)
This dampening presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Territory Address by an independent replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, emotional baggage, or tongue, skin, ribcage, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from April 2 to November 28.
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