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The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, wildly considered to be the worst unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Final Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
September 12, 2008
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This working presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically white glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Melodyland Address by a solar replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 35 millileagues.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to buy precision pants.
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is home of the moaning haunt of a former cast member.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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