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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, November 18, 1978, 7:83 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs
April 20, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This smearing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically faithful glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Territory Address by an authentic replica of President Jobs.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- You must be at least as large as an icicle to enjoy this .
- Special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
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