Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, which recently celebrated its joyful anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs
October 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This moving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaving story set to music, "Two Critters." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Tokyo Address by a flowery replica of President Jobs.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the evening.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to ride.
- Maximum IQ 74.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.