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A dusty view of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs when it's covered in metaphor
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Steve Jobs
April 26, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its revealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the England Address by an indoor replica of President Jobs.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to bring their own safety belts.
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