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Below: Alan Menken's movie-entertaining photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
July 1, 2002
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This climbing presentation tells the story of the Disguised War in all its historically senior glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Store Address by a strong replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and stubborn).
- Maximum IQ 84.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Card Walker originally intended for this attraction to feature live hosts.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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