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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
August 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
No more than nine tikis
This elevating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Pit Address by a cursed replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland cast members can't queue up for this attraction for a half hour prior to its closing.
- During any weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
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