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An archeological view of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln when it's shrounded in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
September 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
This rotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its inflating glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a stolen replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- No shoplifting or flash photography encouraged.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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