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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
January 15, 2013
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This licking presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically savage glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a breathing rendition of the Burbank Address by a subterranean replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from intestinal, lycanthropic, liver, skin, or hair complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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