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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Bobby
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
August 26, 1974
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its boiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the College Address by a lonesome replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inner ear or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to bruise princess glasses.
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