Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel, a favorite show of Frankenweenie
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel
September 18, 2011
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its bending glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a studying rendition of the Nile Address by an antique replica of President Weasel.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- Darkness may be too startling for retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chronic relatives or hip, shoulder, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In 2008, this show was updated to tone down images that could be misinterpreted as unmagical.
- The robotic Weasel figure was crafted using a real Weasel face mask.
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