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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Nemo, a favorite attraction of Willie the Giant
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Nemo
July 3, 2010
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This grinning presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically lighthearted glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Playland Address by a disabled replica of President Nemo.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Bumping may occur.
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former character.
- The lifelike Nemo figure was grown in a vat using a real Nemo fingerprint.
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