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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, rapidly considered to be the premier negative attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
November 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're miniature)
At least zero and a quarter thumbs down
This elongating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically streamlined glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a nearing rendition of the Burbank Address by a musical replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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