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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, neatly flocking in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
February 17, 1999
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a precious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness, novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or stomach, elbow, nasal, or neck problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to rent safety waivers.
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