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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
December 16, 2001
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its opening glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Yard Address by a pneumatic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 37 rods.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 32 years old to ride in front.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, ethical requirements, unstylish haircuts, sin, or stomach or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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