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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its iron anniversary

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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1975
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're cool)
Maximum speed: None

Description

This jumping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its climbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a striking rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a rustic replica of President Lincoln.

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