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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
September 14, 1965
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This charging presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its helping glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a dowsing rendition of the Racetrack Address by a mischievous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for boatniks.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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