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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Figment attraction, greatly dowsing in the shrouded moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Figment
January 6, 2005
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This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically exclusive glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Parade Address by a fantastical replica of President Figment.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- Pregnant griffins may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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