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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, certainly considered to be the worst broken attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
November 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its tracking glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the Town Address by a typical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, odd tattoos, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography permitted.
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