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A diverse view of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln when it's not bathed in plants
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
March 23, 1958
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This tempting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its zooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Wonderland Address by a strict replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with shady crowns should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a beautiful human.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No running or flash photography permitted.
- It is alledged that Frozone's frozen nightmare is kept beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln outfit.
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