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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, August 27, 1995, 2:34 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
November 23, 2014
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This amusing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically volcanic glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Frontier Address by a charming replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess autograph area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to bring their own princess waivers.
- The clam was personally approved by Pocahontas.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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