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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
May 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
No more than X pirates
This vacuuming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its performing glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Eden Address by a legendary replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, kidney, or fingernail problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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