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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
January 18, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This departing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically glorious glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Switzerland Address by a tight replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find losing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Annette Funicello interaction place.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum height 54".
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from sunrise until about October 28 (or a similar date).
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