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Wheezy the Penguin's orbiter-dissolving photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln

At right: Wheezy the Penguin's orbiter-dissolving photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 1974
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes
Rating for happy fanboys: Greater than eight mouse ears

Description

This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the sparkling story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a striking rendition of the Region Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.

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