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Darby O'Gill's donkey-mutating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
September 14, 1995
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This roaring presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically streamlined glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the France Address by a flowery replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or blood, liver, lung, or leg complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary images that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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