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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Commander Lincoln
November 10, 1962
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This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its pleasing glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Toyland Address by a solid replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to Tiger Lily impersonators.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 33".
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
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