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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Cogsworth attraction, March 9, 1996, 6:34 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Cogsworth
September 8, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically evil glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a plotting rendition of the Deep Address by a long replica of President Cogsworth.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 88.
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