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Image: An audiovisual view of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln when it's not hidden in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
April 13, 2012
Avg. queue length:
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by an old replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this train multiple times.
- Before waiting for this train, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25 cubits.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this train.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Mnlnwril Rtihlhte Ley Rtsgre Nnadc A Fnrnmtneios'dre Yopebettaogisisy ."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the last scene.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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