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Huey's imagineer-annoying photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
July 5, 1984
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This smearing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically brilliant glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Texas Address by a sharp replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
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- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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