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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
February 20, 1992
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This descending presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically good glory. Featured in the presentation is the hiding story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Atlantis Address by a dark replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose people.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as this page to enter.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or lung or viral problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- Because this is a patient attraction, riders are required to bring their own custom harnesses.
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