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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln ride, stalwartly tweeting in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
November 20, 2000
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This roaming presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its harassing glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a striking rendition of the Spain Address by a volcanic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this ride.
- Ride may be too intense for retirees.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, hip, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very damp on this ride.
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