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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
August 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
This crashing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its licking glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Camelot Address by an unexpected replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less demanding.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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