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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln ride, magically twisting in the fading park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This sailing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically undead glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Main Street Address by a speedy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with portentous children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from sea sickness, excessive hotness, goth clothing, bad haircuts, blinding makeup, or viral, romantic, stomach, or familial disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
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