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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln ride as seen from the top of Monte Carlo
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
March 9, 2006
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This melting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically wee glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Primeval World Address by a glorious replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to talk to blasters.
- After riding this ride, you will be compelled to try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or shoulder, heart, attention-span, skin, knee, or ribcage complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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