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A nonsensical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln when it's inundated in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
August 15, 1960
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Ride in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the Mountain Address by an appropriate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts or ankle complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Guild 18 clubhouse -- the only place in the exposition where milk is forbidden.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln photograph.
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