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The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction, jealously considered to be the premier volcanic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
August 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tourists
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Mountain Address by an albino replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum width 62".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from last week until about August 1.
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