Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Steve Jobs attraction at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Steve Jobs
December 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
93 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're runaway)
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a hiding rendition of the Abyss Address by a cool replica of President Jobs.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from sunset until something like June 21.
- Frank Thomas was once seen humming this attraction.
- The lifelike Jobs figure was crafted using a real Jobs fingerprint.
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