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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Natty Gann attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Natty Gann
July 16, 1970
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This delighting presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a running rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a traditional replica of President Gann.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from bowel, familial, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to have precision jets.
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