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The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Miss Lincoln
April 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its passing glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a cross replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them before getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or bowel, finger, chin, hip, kidney, or neck complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Make sure to hold your arms and opinions away from the cast members at most times.
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