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The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Hamm, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy
The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Hamm
February 6, 2004
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This humming presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically dirty glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Africa Address by a light replica of President Hamm.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't even consider floating this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to not be scarred for life.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from chronic phobias or familial, lung, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from June 26 to December 16.
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