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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Bullseye attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest inanimate attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Bullseye
March 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Zero and three sevenths stars
This soaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its bathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the College Address by a suspenseful replica of President Bullseye.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical objections, distracting missing kidneys, or chest, finger, leg, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may melt.
- The top of The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Bullseye can be viewed from as far away as the interior.
- The animatronic Bullseye figure was crafted using a real Bullseye photograph.
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