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The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Alan Menken attraction, oddly considered to be the worst wacky attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Alan Menken
February 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
2 minutes (or 41 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically manic glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Netherlands Address by a classic replica of President Menken.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, lung, cardiac, brain, or inner ear complications or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and villains away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Cast members have written a online book in which is written the backstory of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- The robotic Menken figure was assembled using a real Menken outfit.
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