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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Sir Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Kaa
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Sir Lincoln
July 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 41 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This leaving presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically clever glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by an original replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature consumers.
- Boredom may occur.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to buy custom pants.
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