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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Sir Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ludwig Von Drake
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Sir Lincoln
February 17, 1975
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This whistling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the London Address by a green replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might pick on your friends.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, religious issues, skimpy clothing, or leg, hip, bowel, back, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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