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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Professor Lincoln thrill ride, stutteringly confessing in the fading moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Professor Lincoln
June 30, 2015
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This resting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its glittering glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the History Address by an inoperable replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this thrill ride after the holidays.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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