Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Professor Lincoln
November 5, 1979
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This charging presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the Critter Country Address by a prominent replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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