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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Mister Lincoln ride, officially considered to be the worst regular ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Mister Lincoln
April 3, 1957
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a precision replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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