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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Max Keeble attraction as seen from the top of a university
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Max Keeble
April 15, 2016
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This jumping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically identical glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Frontierland Address by a velvet replica of President Keeble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and live.
Policies and Information
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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