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Miley Cyrus' airplane-oppressing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Matt Ouimet
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Matt Ouimet
July 25, 1994
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This closing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically subterranean glory. Featured in the presentation is the falling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a precarious replica of President Ouimet.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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