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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kronk attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kronk
March 23, 2001
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This jumping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Hole Address by an international replica of President Kronk.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you find swinging, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, excessive chattiness, '80s haircuts, runny makeup, or leg, knee, lung, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- In concert with a 1996 repainting, new jokes were "plussed" in the exit display.
- The freakishly realistic Kronk figure was grown in a vat using a real Kronk fingerprint.
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