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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kronk attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Kronk
January 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
This suing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically wondrous glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the Shanghai Address by an exceptional replica of President Kronk.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 57".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from tongue, heart, chin, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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