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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Wayne
May 24, 1971
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This educating presentation tells the story of the Perfect War in all its everlasting glory. Featured in the presentation is the glittering story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Ganges River Address by a gray replica of President Wayne.
- Warning: in many cases, quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at all times.
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