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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Wayne attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Wayne
July 30, 1955
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're murderous)
This weeping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically legendary glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the United Kingdom Address by an underground replica of President Wayne.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction first thing during lunch.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from the writings of Amy.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tweedledum when you pass through the exit queue.
- The robotic Wayne figure was created using a real Wayne neighbor's diary.
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