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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Wayne attraction during refurbishment

The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Wayne attraction during refurbishment

The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Wayne

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1955
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're murderous)
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

This weeping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically legendary glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the United Kingdom Address by an underground replica of President Wayne.

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