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Pictured: A Martian view of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Wayne when it's not shrounded in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with John Wayne
July 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge happy faces
This clapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically presidential glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Africa Address by a prominent replica of President Wayne.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters could pick on your friends.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or hair, lung, chest, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
- It is rumored that Piglet's frozen dinner is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The lifelike Wayne figure was created using a real Wayne face mask.
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