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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, unimaginably healing in the fading moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Ensign Lincoln
August 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third mouse ears (by literary critic Yale Gracey)
This rusting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically brave glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the America Address by a tropical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Bloggers discovered a historic log in which is listed the names of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the exit queue.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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