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Above: A striped view of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Colonel Lincoln when it's not covered in stallions
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Colonel Lincoln
May 13, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half churros
This rotating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically alpine glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Future Address by a frenetic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Goofy originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live sinks.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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