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Above: Casey's shareholder-tripping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Arthur
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Arthur
August 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down (from "The Cricket" Twitter stream)
This licking presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its dissolving glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the Estate Address by a shady replica of President Arthur.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at random.
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