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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Arthur attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Arthur
May 6, 2009
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This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically identical glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Melodyland Address by a mysterious replica of President Arthur.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to purchase pirate specticles.
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