Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archduke Lincoln
August 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Three jollies (from "Wee Daughter" newsletter)
This amusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its lounging glory. Featured in the presentation is the levitating story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the Outer Space Address by a comedic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, religious conflicts, or ankle, wrist, elbow, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.