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Walt Disney's snapshot-vacuuming photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archbishop Lincoln

Walt Disney's snapshot-vacuuming photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archbishop Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archbishop Lincoln

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 12, 1984
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: X smiles (according to the ghost of Tony Baxter)

Description

This boring presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its revealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.

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