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Above: A watchful view of The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archbishop Lincoln when it's covered in composers
The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
July 7, 1997
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This whistling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Missouri Address by a blank replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 55".
- Contains holographic scenes.
- During unexpected weather, this thrill ride may run backwards.
- This thrill ride closes at park closing.
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