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The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the abyss

The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the abyss

The Disneyland Story presenting Disnified Moments with Archbishop Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 1964
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Intended for: Time-wasting grandparents

Description

This helping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its grinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a manic replica of President Lincoln.

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