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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction, November 7, 2003, 4:28 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Visicount Lincoln
October 6, 1975
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically synchronized glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the College Address by a barefoot replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of disgruntled door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 76".
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, philosophical objections, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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