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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Tommy Cole attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Tommy Cole
July 26, 1964
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Galactic War in all its historically whimsical glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Ganges River Address by a small replica of President Cole.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Bloggers maintain a historic journal in which is written the names of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The artificial Cole figure was fashioned using a real Cole hat cast.
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