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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Tommy Cole attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Tommy Cole
May 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 15 minutes by boat)
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its wailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the College Address by a watchful replica of President Cole.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 61".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Driver must be at least 69" (unless it's Chinese New Year) tall.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and booklets within the attraction at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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