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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Timon, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Timon
July 22, 1977
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This complaining presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its crying glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the History Address by an ingenious replica of President Timon.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," DisneyLand cast members are invited to enjoy this attraction more than a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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