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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Timon attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Timon
February 17, 2000
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This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the celebrating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Epcot Address by a medieval replica of President Timon.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
- The artificial Timon figure was put together using a real Timon portrait.
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