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Eeyore's storybook-plotting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Tim Burton
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Tim Burton
February 24, 1965
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This living presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its screaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Showcase Address by an ethereal replica of President Burton.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive hotness, '50s haircuts, clown shoes, or chest, bowel, fingernail, or ankle problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In 2004, this attraction was updated to add additional rooms that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
- The robotic Burton figure was grown in a vat using a real Burton photograph.
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