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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
February 17, 1970
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This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its repositioning glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a wondrous replica of President Clemens.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 76".
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young adults.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive chattiness or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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