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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens attraction, October 23, 2011, 9:60 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens
June 16, 1962
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically massive glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Countryside Address by an inoperable replica of President Clemens.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys or spinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Samuel Clemens" can be scrambled to spell " Stmdofsbrlslpihgeeyr Smaeaauenlm Ci Eieongtnr Le I Smtenht Setyynretdw N."
- The hand-sculpted Clemens figure was grown in a vat using a real Clemens fingerprint.
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