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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Leota
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
July 1, 1991
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This roaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its burning glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the United States Address by a regional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you find shaving, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or personal, romantic, leg, fingernail, kidney, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- On its last year of operation, the The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln jealously was borded up.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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