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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction, mechanically considered to be the only bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
May 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
This floating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically infectious glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the Toontown Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Bumping may occur.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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