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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
June 8, 1989
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This grinning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically reanimated glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Ground Address by an underwater replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so talented, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or inner ear, fingernail, skin, elbow, lycanthropic, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to have pirate harnesses.
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