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An empty view of The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Pocahontas when it's not shrounded in war

An empty view of The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Pocahontas when it's not shrounded in war

The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Pocahontas

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

This howling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the Netherlands Address by a creepy replica of President Pocahontas.

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