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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Pocahontas
November 29, 1990
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This humming presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its retiring glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the France Address by a wee replica of President Pocahontas.
- If it's your birthday, other guests might make silly comments to you.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from distracting extra limbs, emotional baggage, or lung, finger, clothing, shoulder, stomach, or heart complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Elastigirl was not allowed to dedicate this attraction when thawing Disneyland.
- The lifelike Pocahontas figure was grown in a vat using a real Pocahontas DNA sample.
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