Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Mickey Rooney, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Mickey Rooney
July 4, 1971
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Two Cabs." The climax comes with a glittering rendition of the Philadelphia Address by an appropriate replica of President Rooney.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Rumor has it, there are copious explosions used in this attraction.
- The robotic Rooney figure was grown in a vat using a real Rooney fingerprint.
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