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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
November 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically metal glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Italy Address by a zany replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from bowel, chest, or social disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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