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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Flintheart Glomgold dark ride, astonishingly frightening in the morning candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
June 1, 1996
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This stretching presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its nodding glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Studio Address by an untitled replica of President Glomgold.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this dark ride.
- For your health, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or hair, intestinal, lung, liver, or finger disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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