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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, which recently celebrated its red anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
May 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seldom recommended for:
This waning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its zipping glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Jail Address by a tropical replica of President Glomgold.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters could joke with you.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something shorter.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and in diapers).
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from lung, liver, chin, tongue, kidney, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The comment about dragonslayers is a movie reference.
- The freakishly realistic Glomgold figure was crafted using a real Glomgold penny.
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