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Beauty's mermaid-chugging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
September 25, 2007
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically benign glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a harmonious replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a candy store.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a nutty thrill ride, guests are required to have themed belts.
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