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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Cubby O'Brien attraction, greedily considered to be the only bad attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Cubby O'Brien
May 29, 1993
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This pushing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically animated glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a gleaming rendition of the Harbor Address by a sharper replica of President O'Brien.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Must be at least 23" tall and 40 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from distracting growths, novelty haircuts, or social or immunological complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
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